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25 نكتة اجنبية ضحك موت

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1. I’m afraid of the calendar. Its days are numbered.
2. I thought the dryer was what made my clothes shrink, but it was clearly the fridge the whole time.
3. Dear Mathematics, I hope you will grow up and solve your problems on your own.
4. The ocean says to the shore, always wave.
5. I heard one wall say to the other, I’ll meet you at the corner.
6. I asked my cat what’s two minus two. she said nothing.
7. Where do boats go when they’re sick?” “To the boat doc.
8. Don’t trust stairs, they are always trying to reach something.
9. The bike could not stand on its own, It was two tired.
10. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
11. What did one hat say to the other?” “Stay here! I’m going on ahead
12. When lemon answers the phone it says: “Yellow!”
13. What kind of car does an egg drive?” “A yolkswagen.
14. Mom, can you put the cat out?” “really I didn’t know it was on fire.
15. How do you make 7 even?” “Take away the s.
16. What happens when a snowman gets angry? A meltdown
17. I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.
18. What is the name of the cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
19. What country’s capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
20. I have a good joke about construction, just still working on it.
21. I got a neck brace, so I can’t look back.
22. What do we get from a pampered goat? Spoiled milk.
23. You are so good at sleeping, you sleep with your eyes closed
24. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
25. What do you call a fake noodle?” “An impasta.

25 نكتة مضحكة بالانجليزي

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1. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
2. Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
3. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
4. Where do you find an elephant? In the same place you left it.
5. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
6. How are artificial teeth like stars? she goes out at night.
7. What building in your city has the most stories? The public library.
8. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
9. What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
10. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.
11. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
12. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? It’s Twister.
13. How do you talk to a giant? Using big words.
14. what is the thing that falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
15. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
16. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her dad and mom were in a jam.
17. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
18. How do we make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
19. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
20. What kind of water can’t freeze? Hot water.
21. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
22. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
23. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
24. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
25. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.

25 نكتة تموت ضحك بالانجليزي

1. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut when it is on vacation.
2. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday.
3. What’s the one thing we get every year on our birthday? A year older.
4. Why do we always put candles on top of cakes? Because it is difficult to light it from below.
5. What does cake and baseball teams have in common? Both need a good batter.
6. What increases but does not decrease? the age.
7. What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.
8. Why did the little boy hit his birthday cake with a hammer? It was a pound cake.
9. Your mom is so young, is her best friend an ant.
10. .Your mother is so young, would you drown in a glass of water.
11. You are so old, is your memory in black and white.
12. Why is number six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
13. Why do we find the equal sign so modest? Because he was no less than or greater than anyone else.
14. How do I feel warm in any room? Turning to the corner, it’s always 90 degrees.
15. Why does no one talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
16. Why was the math book angry? Because it had too many problems.
17. Why don’t elephants eat gum? They even eat, but not in public.
18. Once a software engineer married and had two daughters, he named one of them log in and the other log out.
19. Once a husband wanted to surprise his wife on their wedding anniversary, he divorced her.
20. Once a man found a plaque with the words “No standing” written on it, and he sat down.
21. There are two weeds walking next to a water tank. One of them fell into the tank, so the second one waited for him at the tap.
22. Drunk, the police patrol stopped him. They told him: Why didn’t you tie your belt? He said: I don’t even wear pants.
23. What is the name of the cow that has no milk? Udder failure.
24. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
25. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll

25 نكتة اجنبية تضحك

1. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
2. What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
3. What do we call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
4. When I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
5. What do cloud wear? Thunderwear.
6. What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
7. Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
8. .Are black cats bad luck? Sure, if you’re a mouse.
9. Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
10. What’s a robot’s favorite snack?” “Computer chips.”
11. What do we call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
12. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
13. What’s big, scary and has three wheels? A monster on a tricycle.
14. Can February March? No, but April May!
15. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
16. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
17. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? A cat-alogue.
18. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school
19. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To show he wasn’t a chicken.
20. What did the tea report to the police? A mugging.
21. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
22. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
23. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
24. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo.
25. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.